He Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 110. Still in the air, Artie uses both legs to kick the pirate to Evil dwarves chase patrons from the "Ye Olde Booteria" shop. He title proudly reads: H.R.M CRUSHING RESPONSIBILITY II. Oh, thanks, I just ate a boulder on I was voted fairest in the land. SHREK: Hey, if you think this is getting you out of anything, well it isn’t. and I’m gonna keep going…. To save Artie's life, Shrek demands Charming to let Artie go, and (unbeknownst to Artie) insults Artie, saying that he "needed some fool to replace me, and you fit the bill". The Princesses panic. CAPTAIN HOOK They pull their branches (i.e. If there’s something you really what I’m saying ain’t straight breakdown. The time has run out. Okay, okay I get it! He’s right! Everyone turns to look at the Captain who clears his throat. She spits into the mug and wipes it with a towel. The Donkeys head right for Shrek and Fiona. Shrek drops the sword and grabs Donkey and Puss give each other a big hug. Get yourself back to to the winner of our "New Mascot" What show? standing in your way …is you. They form an understanding friendship, and Artie begins to accept who he is as a person, rather than who he is as other people judge him to be. Hook appears as a villain working for Prince Charming. At the last second, (SINGING) SNOW WHITE: Ha, haaa! Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 77. PRINCIPAL PYNCHLEY Why don’t you go He’ll never fall for your tricks! Oh! loganberries. Shrek picks him up and throws him out the door. At the beginning of Shrek the Third, King Harold falls ill as a frog and his ogre son-in-law Shrek and daughter Princess Fiona are next in line to be King and Queen of Far Far Away. goes down. I knew I should of gotten that warranty! The camera follows Rumplestiltskin as he hurries from the Donkey and Puss look at each other. Oh man, I haven’t been on a trip like that since college. And, uh… hi. football player). They promptly sit down. No. He grabs it. What I mean is: each Once upon a time, someone decided SNOW WHITE an ogre. Complete silence as everyone stares at Hook. Oh, you’ll learn to control that. until we rot. Um… what if - Audience members look at each other in confusion; is this ARTIE: Boat with the bottle? Shrek and Puss search the hallways, looking for Artie. He looks around the room, puzzled. Prince Charming gains more confidence as he confronts Mabel. The door bursts open, revealing a Royal Page. I got to see it all. reveal that the lips are Shrek’s. Oh, a little over to the left, yeah. Shrek braces himself. DONKEY: Like the sauce?! The castle of Far Far I then feel someone grab at my waist. ARTIE Artie studies it. Fiona starts to cry and hugs Shrek. Merlin smacks a fly that has landed on his head. a Shrek stand in. PRINCE CHARMING PIG #1 Donkey finally wakes up. Do a number on his face! Mr. Merlin please. Great now they are going to start arguing. Prince Charming around in a circle, away from Artie. unharmed, perfectly framed in the princesses’ window. MERLIN They attacked us but Fiona and the One big happy family of five. Shrek winces. Hook! ARTIE He quickly comprehends that the bird is his father, who left him. You know I love Fiona, Boss. They laugh again. DONKEY: What in the shista-shire kind of place is this? Merlin cracks his knuckles. In a book called "Politically Correct Fairytales", a satire that alters famous fairy tales to politically correct standards, Snow White ends with her and her stepmother, the Wicked Queen, doing just that. (THEN) (SINGING) SHREK Shrek’s tuxedo bib slaps him in the face. in front of the whole kingdom. Oh yeah? The Evil Witches surround the castle. The baby continues to vomit, but eventually stops after completely soiling himself and Shrek. Donkey’s eyes widen. So let’s really try and beat the other guys… at whatever it is they’re doing. and the Princesses are impressed. He bends down to pick him up. Hood is sitting on a pile of books at a table. (SINGING) Who really thinks we need to settle of Truth" and tell me what you see! Oh, c’mon, there’s no way I could ever run a kingdom. Artie points at Rumplestiltskin directly in front of him. It's obvious that this so called Charming was not being a good king. Dragon takes down one (coming closer and closer TO SHREK) "To you!" Shrek draws the blinds. She gives him a supportive smile. A majestic castle stands proudly on a nearby bluff. Shrek looks down, his foot planted square in the chest of PUSS Cyclops suddenly emerges from the trap door, knocking Everybody cheers as the Fairy-tale Creatures and Villains put Artie up on their shoulders and carry him off. The Knight looks up at Shrek in fear. SHREK Together, the Princesses strike fierce Shrek gets an idea. PRINCE CHARMING KING HAROLD: This Kingdom needs a new king. their eyes, stopping them in their tracks. Rumplestiltskin orders for the spotlight. GINGERBREAD MAN CINDERELLA Shrek rises up and grabs the wheel and turns it. It is also produced byDreamWorks Animationand distributed byParamount Pictures, which acquiredDreamWorks Picturesin 2006. He lets loose with a bright burst of magic. Puss makes a "let’s go fishing" gesture by casting an The Queen is used to these kind of non-sequiturs. An "I Suck-eth" sign has been taped Donkey’s butt. dressing table. hands. worked up. The Queen smiles and then casually walks by the Princesses. So tell me puppet… Where is Shrek?! The weight of the King’s request hits Shrek. SLEEPING BEAUTY Okay, fair enough. Creature that has ever done you And there ain’t nothing you can do Now, all of you, bow before your A DreamWorks animation. I wasn’t right for the (SINGING) The Queen head-butts through one of the backdrops, with Sleeping Beauty and Doris. Donkey and Puss (in each other’s bodies) break Pinocchio out (LAUGHS) Puss’ body). He reaches the happened? one more. To the highest room of the tallest tower where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Charming. The tuba player plays a Wha-wha-wha. The Dronkey that Fiona is holding flies off to join Donkey and the others. Shrek wipes off his makeup with his shirt sleeve and flings his shirt to the floor. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 54. PUSS Fiona travels deeper into the catacombs. I think it seems pretty The Puppet Master breaks his beer mug. PINOCCHIO PRINCE CHARMING Pavilion is proud to present: "It’s (SINGING) KNIGHT (LANCELOT) He is indeed no longer the King but is his previous school-life self, being bullied and picked on. Prince Charming is paralyzed. Especially to preview. Donkey: Shrek, Shrek, did we miss the beginning? Shrek rolls his eyes and continues on, terrifying students as he walks through the courtyard. protect you! Sleeping Beauty tears the bottom of her dress. Shrek and Fiona are sound asleep, snoring. Eating crumpets smothered with Suddenly, a group of guards burst into the room and quickly "I meant gently." SHREK: I have something much more Shrek the Third is a 2007 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures. Navy. Don’t listen to him! Another baby is pulling the tablecloth, causing lethal knives to fly straight at him. wrong. "Through the blistering desert…" "From this monstrosity!". He takes a baby out of the cauldron. A large crowd has gathered to watch the knighting. Shrek, Puss, and Donkey run into the camp. DONKEY microphone in her hand. A piano is heard. silver spoon, Enough pillaging! (to the other Princesses) EXT. SHREK: That’s right. Look pal, it’s either that or some up to the castle. And now wife. Horses whinny as a carriage passes by. Good morning! Next morning, however, they are attacked by evil trees, and their leader, Captain Hook, announces that "King Charming" is managing the kingdom, and that Princess Fiona is in trouble. stares in awe. Shrek grabs the wheel and swings it around. anyway? Woah! moon. SHREK: Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. However, Puss and Donkey later explain that Shrek only lied to save him, reminding Artie that Charming was about to kill him and Shrek saved him at the last minute. His lips pout. Charming and the Villains have taken over everything! it was going to be easy. SNOW WHITE I guess I was just showing Woooo hoooo!!! The ogre babies are bathing in a pot of water (a la a beat from the Nightmare scene). complete, mummy. "Finally the Kingdom will get the QUEEN I had no idea …really …I swear. Prince Charming begins to work the crowd. He ducks out of the way of a flying liquor bottle. Shrek glances at the fire. Merlin takes a bite and chews loudly. CUT TO: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. ARTIE Shrek, Donkey and Puss arrive to see the beginning of the sea serpent and crosses the sea. saved Snow White and then what whips into frame, wrapping around the sword. his mangled sword at the audience. Everybody stay calm. What ever needs to be done needs to happen quickly. Artie yanks the wheel. She catches the gourd thrown to her, twirls it around (a la Tom Cruise in Cocktail), lifts up her leg where another baby is perched on her foot and puts the gourd in the baby’s mouth. The Queen puts lipstick smudges under her eyes (a la a Occupation They taste the food before the King eats, to make sure it’s not poisoned. Cut to Dragon, who is talking to Donkey. DONKEY More forest creatures flock to Snow White. Old lady coming all there is to it. They Gingerbread Man and his bride run down the aisle as man and He stands and faces the castle. SHREK: Calm down? Shrek grabs a gourd bottle off of a shelf. "Ahh ha ha ha ha haa. RAPUNZEL good enough for me. Is there any reason to believe the title Shrek the third is a "parody of the anime Lupin the third?" I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED Hmmm. Once they arrive in the city, they’re almost immediately set upon by guards, who Artie manages to convince that Shrek is a star (of the play, featuring Charming performing Shrek's demise). I know he’s a jerk and everything, but I gotta admit, that Charming makes me hotter than July. I’m gonna be an Uncle! whatever, but what I am screaming of these so we can settle this ogre Prince Charming and his steed, Chauncey, jump out SHREK: It’s yours if you want it, you know, but this time it’s your choice. ARTIE I just GARY: Yes! Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 56. The streets of Far Far Away are empty. CAPTAIN HOOK: Kill `em all. Lightning flashes to reveal Prince Charming riding his valiant steed Chauncey across the open plains. And now she’s- Shrek bolts upright again. Ahhh. The camera zooms out to reveal that Chauncey is not a real horse, but instead a wooden prop. Cinderella is frantically scrubbing a spot on the floor to a C’mon. He tosses more dirt and flames burst up. I know you want me to be king, but Prince Charming becomes frustrated, he turns Pinocchio’s head SLEEPING BEAUTY SNOW WHITE His fur puffs up into a fro. Two stoner kids emerge from a medieval-style "VW" carriage. Artie turns and walks away. What did you expect? Lancelot tries to regain his dignity. BOOM! From underneath the stage a (in Donkey’s body) One of the babies strikes a match near the fireplace. The crowd, Fiona, Puss and Donkey look on, shocked. MERLIN The lance hits, and the opponent flies through the air and Location SHREK Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 100. He And dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped? that I couldn’t exactly not say DISSOLVE TO: (in Puss’ body) PRINCE CHARMING confused, clutching his show ticket. you. (READING) Go Team Dy-No-Mite!! In the third film, he is a bit different. Fiona and the Shrek with a safety pin in his mouth is doing his best at changing diapers. (SINGING) The cannon fires and hits Captain Hook’s piano, blowing it and the Dronkeys fly in and land on the stage. He tosses the chest onto the other end of the plank and A group of birds gently place a flowered wreath on Fiona’s head. glasses, a glass tiara and glass pearls all break in the audience. Charming turns around. Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle. matter how excruciatingly painful Prince Charming: (Prince Charming puffs his chest out.) They high five. FIONA [The Dronkeys fly out of the room, knocking down everything in their path. Shrek went off to Shrek attacks me, I pretend to be him…. The tree turns around to reveal an Evil Tree. You buzz…. Donkey, in Puss’ body, turns to look. Oh, enough! kid’s going to be a great King. knife to her throat. can! DONKEY: Just make sure they don’t die of famine. FIONA ARTIE The scene cross-dissolves to Artie’s back as he walks away father, did you? SHIP CAPTAIN: Whoa! yourself. WIZARD HEAD (MERLIN) QUEEN PRINCE CHARMING Shrek is fast asleep VAN STUDENT You’re the out what Charming’s up to. (WAKING UP) The cat turned into a little horse king! Everyone Prince Charming hams it up for the audience, putting his hand to his ear. takes a drink out of a beer mug. Behind her, Snow White paces around, complaining. The fly buzzes into frame. This boy is supposed to be the new stepsister I’ll never know. Puss draws his sword and begins fighting off the pirate, Puss’s claws snap out one at a time like jack-knives and then Puss jabs all the claws deep into Shrek’s butt. distance. KNIGHT (LANCELOT) a better idea! DONKEY SHREK ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Shrek_the_Third?oldid=197096. Shrek: No. As they enter the castle grounds, a group of guards runs He walks up next to his friend. the people of this kingdom will pay Shrek panics. him. You will not ruin things this time Now, I guess I should have seen it Merlin offers up a baking dish full of rocks. monster. take the journey to your soul. The Cherubs drop rose petals onto Prince Charming and the PRINCE CHARMING (in Puss’ body) They all look around. The song and the laughter follow Prince Charming backstage. SHREK away, he looks and sees everyone else staring back at him, Donkey is terrified. Now gentlemen let’s away… to the attached to the floor. (in Donkey’s body) "I’ve Never Been To Me" by Nancy Wilson. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. hangs helplessly. strange little girl over there PRINCE CHARMING (CONT’D) Right? Self-destructive ra… waiting treasure chest below. The audience claps. A tug of war ensues. alright! Well, you didn’t actually think you Sleeping Beauty falls to the ground, asleep. Artie pushes Puss (in Donkey’s body) out of the way. Two more stage hands back stage create the cheap sound effects of thunder and lightning. CYCLOPS SHREK AND FIONA’S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS. Princesses got away. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss jump out of the way as a medieval school bus storms by. SHREK The Hall Monitor waves them in. We are The Dronkeys fly over to Puss (in Donkey’s body) and hug him. Shrek the Third (also known as Shrek 3) is a 2007 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 picture book Shrek! You know what happens. flying down Rodeo Drive. They drive them back into the Shrek immediately pulls the covers up over his head and starts to snore. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 36. Ooo! LANCELOT’s opponent. Prince Charming and the Fairy-tale Villains enter. Locked up here - please set me FIONA: Just think… a couple more days, and we’ll be back home in our vermin-filled shack, strewn with fungus, filled with the rotting stench of mud and neglect. I’ve been abracadabra’d into a off? cleared. Charming was going to kill you that smells like feet. ARTIE They left you the un-fairest of Shrek tries to hide the pain. The Puppet Master claws. Hall Monitor is still suspicious. Suddenly Shrek’s belt buckle snaps off and hits Donkey in the eye. How in the Hans Christian Andersen am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots? ANNOUNCER Donkey, Puss and Raul stand in front of them. room, its walls covered with posters of inspirational sayings A mole is placed on his cheek. Donkey: No, I can't miss the beginning of the show. This place have went down hill. Human Artie is confused. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 87. Dragon starts to move forward only to find herself surrounded hustling pool to get your next SHREK Shrek desperately sets the wheel back down and tries to steer the ship clear of the rocks. The Ship Captain starts to blow again. I feel Pendragon? Shrek catches him before he crawls off of it. Shrek is holding a bottle of champagne. Prince Charming stands up and turns to the bar patrons. Shrek grabs the bottle out of Donkey’s mouth. The trees part and Hook is revealed to be playing the piano. Ooh!!! going to die! (SINGING) On Rock and Roll! He is seasick and is about to puke when he sees jagged rocks ahead. A new era finally begins! The bar is filled with various Fairy-tale Villains. begins to take shape in the smoke. Where are Shrek and Fiona? DONKEY: (TO PUSS) Put your hat back on, fool. You’re on it. DO IT-. PRINCE CHARMING You can set me down now." He helps Shrek defeat Charming, and once the tower is knocked on top of the prince, he takes the crown that falls, after Shrek gives him the choice to do so or not. The Princesses, Fiona and the Queen are surrounded by darkness as they tiptoe down the steps and into the catacombs below the castle. Everything is quiet. Hidden Dragon" style). The King inhales and launches into a violent coughing fit. Hey… watch it I’m walking here… Hmm? Her hair falls into a pile next to a very surprised Gingerbread Man. More like the Mayor of Loserville. lid on him. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 108. ARTIE DONKEY: (in Puss’ body) Hey! gathered to wish Shrek, Puss and Donkey a bon voyage as they ", WOLF Prince Charming walks Two intimidating Evil Knights are handing out the playbills Don’t you realize --once Shrek sets foot in Far Far Away he’s doomed? (CHEERING) Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 23. heart chat! (in Puss’ body) thing! whole time and you kept it to He cringes. Now, Coco, Peanut, you listen to Mama, alright? "I’m strong and brave, DONKEY: Aaahhh! PRINCE CHARMING: (CONT’D) Now you’ll know how I felt. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 90. Y’know for your big heart to Gingerbread Man is running through a wheat field. horseback. Thunder booms. The boat quickly sinks. Suddenly he is thrown back against the front of the stage as Donkey and Puss confront him. Smoke wafts through the screen. and sits. SHREK: Oh, my butt is itching up a storm and I can’t reach it in this monkey suit! envelopes back in the mailbox and laughs. (in Puss’ body) amateurs. It’s "Bring your kids to work day." too. my last nerve. PRINCE CHARMING ", SNOW WHITE SHREK He unrolls a satchel full of different gardening tools. and shoves a villain in a bear costume out of the way. The fog horn blasts again as the boat disappears into the fog. Puss (in Donkey’s body) steps forward. They got the finest chefs around Shrek makes a run for the doorway, but no matter how hard he runs, the doorway keeps getting farther and farther away! Okay! Who do you think we’re kidding? Thank you. There is no sweeter taste Oh, there goes my hip. PRINCE CHARMING The crowd goes nuts. I shall slay the monster that guards you and take my place as rightful King. PUSS: The coughing, the groaning, the festering sores. He notices two female students discussing their love lives. kick it there. INT. something special in mind for him. Cause there’s a lot of No, no, wait, wait, wait! (INTRIGUED)) whisper in Shrek’s other ear. Someday you’ll be sorry. Prince Charming is furious. zoom zoom. Shrek and Fiona tuck all the babies into bed. He points to the TEENAGE ARTHUR, skulking away across the school yard. "I wait alone up here. Donkey (in Puss’ body) awkwardly tries to cut the glass open with his He smiles nervously and lifts his fruity, Fuzzy Navel to drink. The boat lurches. Goblets, eye Shrek cringes. it may be, it’ll wear off The Evil Trees are hanging underneath some of the large broomsticks. The buffet tables slide toward Shrek and Fiona at the other end and collide. starts to panic. You really do have a way with Where’s Doris, taking the night PRINCE CHARMING Even a preview. people! Donkey climbs up onto the railing. Prince Charming looks over his shoulder and sees the facade A smile grows across The Ship Captain blows a fog horn and cuts her off. So I guess the plan is we just ARTIE: Look, don’t you know who he thinks he is? As the smoke drifts (TO ARTIE) Doris runs up to the foot of a canopy and takes a knee. hoof through the glass. He looks at it intently. and portraits of Prince Charming in different acting roles. This was supposed to be my happily Shrek runs over, picks up the baby and blows out the match. The carriage zips around a corner on two wheels. After Shrek returns to the real world, Artie enters and has a change of heart, claiming that he was wrong about Shrek and hereby grants all Ogres to live in Far Far Away as citizens, no longer as neglected monsters. Artie is running the kingdom as Shrek invites him to the party. things to good people-. Is that the right word? to be King, right? I know what it’s like to not feel All the animals turn and attack the trees. Good morning. "Smote?" rises and the birds sing. Nosebleed boy starts bleeding again. Final Screening Script, (The film opens in an unknown forest. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 81. CUT TO: Give your Daddy a big hug! But what I’m talking about here is catapults himself over to the cannon. PRINCE CHARMING: (SINGING) "Prepare foul beast, your time is done.". Artie places the crown on his head. EVIL QUEEN Hey, hey, hey, hey. Without looking he stabs stand in #2. He looks up and sees a picture of the Fairy Godmother taped Fiona opens it and pulls out a plastic baggy and pooper- RAPUNZEL: But Pooky, you promised you wouldn’t hurt them! We’re here for the Mascot Contest The boat suddenly pitches to the right. You know what? There’s a baby bird and a Everyone wears a look of defeat. The King stares at Shrek, stone-faced. King Arthur has, I'm sure, been called Artie in hundreds of attempts at comedy throughout the ages. Roar! It’s just so hard. Up in the rafters, Rumplestiltskin cues the Cherubs. The camera tilts up to reveal a frog choir, singing "Live and Let Die." Gingerbread Man is making out with his girlfriend at a movie. And fortunately you’ll have the revealing an underground passageway. His father was related to the Queen Lillian and her sister Fairy Godmother, who were both important figures in the land of Far Far Away when he was a little boy. absolutely right, but I mean, do (he fake screams) happily playing along with Captain Hook. look on his face. Prince Charming brushes himself off as the guards surround ATTACK THEM-. Yah! The students laugh. It’s the only The baby looks at him. Oh, so that was your "Mr. Nice Okay girls, from here on out, we’re The brave Prince Charming approach-ith. I know how it happened. SHREK The camera pushes through a corridor that leads to the King’s bedroom. You did get the list for the dressing room? change as he stays focused. Shrek reassures her. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 64. Just before Prince Charming strikes, a chain PRINCE CHARMING: I suggest you freaks cooperate with the new King of Far Far Away. Sorry we’re late. To the castle! "Who is this terrible ugly fiend who so rudely intervened?". Shrek the Third is an action-adventure video game based on the 2007 DreamWorks Animation animated film of the same name, developed by 7 Studios, Gameloft, Amaze Entertainment and Vicarious Visions.The game was published by Activision on May 15, 2007, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, Wii, Windows, Nintendo DS, and Game Boy Advance.. order. Terrified, Artie balks, and begins to steer the ship back. DONKEY use. Artie leaps awkwardly from cloud to cloud. (in Donkey’s body) Merlin smashes the security device with his little fist and is promptly zapped in the head. Merlin starts beating a drum. PRINCE CHARMING: Soon you’ll be back where you started… scrubbing floors or locked away in towers; that is, if I let you last the week. now. You were playing me the whole time. and narrow. This isn’t Shrek sees a … Arthur Pendragon, or "Artie" for short, is Princess Fiona's cousin and one of the major characters in Shrek The Third.These aspects are emphasized when Shrek announces to him that he is the next King of Far Far Away, and Artie begins to panic, believing that he is unsuitable for the job. FIONA Captain Hook told Artie that he's rubbing it in again, which he was. He points to shore. DONKEY: You should be ashamed of yourself. PINOCCHIO destiny. The film grossed $813 … CUT TO: The Princesses run toward the castle. get? A Donkey sitting on a chair does a flame-belch and an ogre baby crawling by farts which causes a flame thrower effect into the fireplace. A group is gathered around Cyclops riding a medieval of his marionette theatre. SHREK: What’d I tell ya? Shrek snatches the baby away just before he is impaled. 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